Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.
Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.
How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.
Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.
Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?
For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????
Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.
Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass.
God damn Barbie! what the hell!!! who bring a hose INSIDE!!! i mean you have a bloody sink!!! your really loosing it barbie. not the mention that aswell as you having a hose INSIDE you already have a bucket of water!! DER BARBIE
barbie why the fuck is there a knife on the floor seriously your dog can step on that shit and hurt itself get real
Oh my gosh Barbie you are SO stupid! That blue towel does NOT go with the colors of your kitchen. Like seriously, get with the damn program Barbie.
Barbie. What is wrong with you, girl?!?! Here you are, on your hands and knees cleaning blood off the kitchen floor, and you’re in WHITE PANTS?!?! You gonna stain them! You cray cray!
Barbie, what are you doing? Get it together woman! Do you really need that much freezer space? I mean the fridge is full, you could just have a more well balanced refrigerator/ freezer system and you would be much more organized and cooking could be a breeze. But, no. You just had to be difficult. Fucking pull yourself together Barbie. You fantastic piece of plastic.
Proportionally, that counter height is obviously not up to code. You could get a fine for that.
Damn Barbie, get your shit together!
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